Help the brave, honorable, amazing, cool and handsome Illuminati save the earth from overpopulation! Love the Illuminati, they are just great, what friendly people, save me, they make great coffee, too.

Controls for Windows/HTML5:

  • Return to game title -> menu -> collection title -> Exit game - Escape
  • Select - A
  • Deselect - S
  • Move cursor - Arrow keys
  • Advance text - A
  • Fullscreen (Windows) - CTRL+Return (text is a bit small, this might help)
  • Fullscreen (Web) - There's a small button

Controls for Dreamcast (and controller):

  • Return to game title -> menu -> collection title -> Exit game - A+B+X+Y+START (Standard Dreamcast return to title combo)
  • Select - A
  • Deselect - B
  • Move cursor - D-Pad or analog stick

Additional notes:

Thanks for playing!


HELP for 7 MB
HELP for 69 MB

Install instructions


Extract the folder and open HELP.exe.


Burn the .cdi file to a CD-R using Padus Discjuggler 6.0 (  CD-RWs will not work. Burn at slow speeds, if possible. Put the CD-R in your Dreamcast. If it shows -HELP executable- during the Sega logo screen, you did everything correctly.


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Hilarious -- really good experience. I mean, I lost and failed the world but, at least the minecraft let's players have it better now.